Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rising Above It All


A tribute to Heath Ledger on a viral site for The Dark Knight speaks volumes

We often feel personally connected to actors and musicians that contribute, through their art, to events that shape our own lives. Sometimes, sad as it is, we feel that connection gives us the right to speculate and pass judgement. Even sadder, the media makes it virtually impossible to escape that proclivity.

I've seen it happening, on a very grand scale, with the madness surrounding the death of Heath Ledger. And on a smaller scale with Johnny Gallagher's departure from Spring Awakening and Old Springs Pike.

Every one of us, at one time or another, battles demons. And not a one of us is immune to tragedy. We make choices, or have them made for us, and those choices pave the road for our journey ahead. And when it comes to people we don't know personally, none of us is really qualified to decide if those choices are right or wrong.

Wouldn't it be great if we were all classy enough to quietly acknowledge life's tragedies with a simply placed black ribbon?

Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Masterpiece That Is August: Osage County

** SPOILER ALERT **

In a year when the play is the crowned jewel of Broadway, I have found myself watching actors get their story on without having to break into song. Although, oddly enough, several of those actors did dance since four of the plays I saw had fairly impactful and deliberate music. Yesterday's "play with music" was this little ditty of a tale called August: Osage County. The Steppenwolf production of Tracy Letts' dysfunctional tour de force had an advance of $3M, has just extended its run, is guaranteed a bevy of Tony Awards and will most likely garner the Pulitzer.

Our rear mezzanine seats came complete with militant usher. Or as my husband likes to refer to her, the preshow. As she deftly sat her audience, she referred to the rear mezz as "her section." I am pretty sure this woman has guided me to my seat before. Not sure if she was an Imperial Theatre staple or not. I would have loved to see her wrestle the digital camera from the unsuspecting woman snapping a photo. "That is copyrighted material!" shouted our usher, gesturing toward the stage at the three-story set which, truth be told, is the real preshow.

The family tree in the Playbill suggests you might want to get familiar with the lay of the land before you head on over to the Weston house. After studying the house and the hierarchy, I felt eager with the anticipation of what lay ahead in the next 3 hours and 20 minutes.

Act 1. Scene 1. Patriarch Beverly Weston, portrayed by the playwright's father Dennis Letts, delivers a whiskey-soaked speech about the state of affairs in his Oklahoma home. For the quiet Johnna (Kimberly Guerrero), the poet/professor paints a brutally honest picture of life amidst his books and his bottle. That picture comes further to life in a brief interruption by his pill-popping wife, Violet (Deanna Dunegan). After Violet recoils and retreats to sleep off her drug-induced stupor, Beverly hires the girl as their housekeeper, or more appropriately, their caretaker.

Days later, Daddy Weston journeys into one of those sultry August nights, never to return. Enter the family, descending like vultures upon that house in the plains, with its window shades sealed with tape. First dysfunctional lot to arrive, Violet's belittling sister Mattie Fae (Rondi Reed), her immasculated husband Charlie (Francis Guinan) and the Weston's "lost child", Ivy (Sally Murphy), who is geographically predisposed to keeping an eye on her parents.

However, it is Barbara (Amy Morton), the eldest Weston daughter, whose arrival Violet awaits before emerging from her cave. With her pot smoking daughter (Madeleine Martin) and philandering husband (Jeff Perry) in tow, Barbara takes the reins of this careening apple cart while navigating her mother's venomous tongue. One the apple cart is settled, or passed out, She and her husband prepare for bed. After her husband dismisses her father's disappearance as a bender, she pronounces, "My father's dead!" and turns her back on her husband. Deep into that peaceful night's slumber, the household is stirred by the flashing lights of the sheriff's patrol car and the news of Beverly's death. Sheriff Gilbeau (Troy West), who happens to be a former beau of Barbara's, asks the family for someone to accompany him to the morgue to identify the body. Unable to awake Violet from her Darvon haze, a bereft and unwilling Barbara leaves with the sheriff.

Following Beverly's funeral, Karen (Mariann Mayberry), the youngest of Vi and Bev's offspring, helps her sister prep the table for the post-funeral meal. Barbara, thirsty for her wine, listens to her sister spout platitudes of self-help. Meanwhile, Violet attempts to coax the mousy Ivy into a beguiling dress. Under her mother's icy gaze, Ivy declares that she has found someone. We soon discover that this someone is, in fact, her first cousin, diminutively called Little Charlie (Ian Barford). The men, including Karen's lecherous fiance Steve (Brian Kerwin), return with the wine and everyone begins to drink.

Young Jean, who spends the majority of the play tuning herself out, immerses herself in Lon Cheney's Phantom of the Opera. The television, invisibly the down center focal point, serves the escape route for several characters throughout the evening. Karen's fiance, also attempting to allude the madness, bonds with Jean. He notices the lingering aroma of marijuana and promises the 14-year-old a Florida variety like none other she's tried. Later.

The family is called to dinner. And with alcohol and painkillers lubricating the wheels on the locomotive that is Violet Weston, we watch this train wreck of a family eat a meal. In real time. Haunted by the ghosts of her own past, Violet picks and claws at everyone until there are nothing but bloody caracasses at her feet. Like many meals with a kids table and ample amounts of alcohol, it does not end well. In fact, it ends with Barbara wrapping her fingers around her mother's throat.

Desperately trying to take charge of a situation more volatile than a tsunami, Barbara orders her family to scour the house for Violet's pills. Secret after secret comes tumbling out of drunken mouths while the women reminisce, the men play cards with Jean and Little Charles watches television. Suspicious that her son has become intimate with Ivy, Mattie Fae divulges a secret of her own to Barbara and then saddles her with the responsibility of telling her sister. Hours later, with the household fast asleep or passed out, Steve and Jean share a joint. Confident that Jean's judgment is significantly impaired, Steve asks her to show him her breasts. In a vain attempt to lure her more, he offers to show her his wares. He turns off the light and there is an uncomfortable moment of darkness that is quickly interrupted by Johnna and her buzzkilling frying pan.

The powder keg now exploded, the family begins to abandon ship, wagging their accusing fingers all the while. Ever quixotic, Karen states her intent to remain with her pedophiliac fiance because, after all, she will be honeymooning in Belize.

Before Bill leaves with Jean, in a rare tender moment, Barbara asks him if he is ever coming back. When he answers as she anticipates, she bemoans herself for being a failure. As a wife, a mother, a sister. But she says nothing about failing as a daughter. Just as with Beverly's omnipresence, Letts makes the most poignant statements with elements that are unseen or unheard.

In the final round, Vi delivers a one-two punch: you need to stop canoodling your brother and, yes, I knew. Ivy retreats in horror and despair, leaving Barbara alone with Vi. In a gasp eliciting moment, Violet's forked tongue lashes at Barbara, accusing her of being responsible for her father's death. Numbed by the realization that she has indeed become her mother, Barbara takes the keys from her purse, stumbles out onto the porch and leaves. Headed for anywhere but there.

In his play, Letts brings to life the adage that we either become our parents or marry them. For many, that metamorphasis is one that is gladly endured. For the Westons, however, it a downward spiral of devastation, with no bottom in sight.

There is not a weak link among this cast comprised mostly of Chicago-based actors. I did, however, recognize Kimberly Guerrero from the Cigar Store Indian episode of Seinfeld and I did see Madeleine Martin as the cross-bearing daughter from The Pillowman. However, she was silent in that production and in August I found her voice to be a little nasal and grating at times.

The men, who could have easily been swallowed up by the massiveness of the female characters, should not be dismissed as the lesser sex in this estrogen charged story. Each of them helps the women to navigate the tumultuous Weston waters with great aplomb. Most notable, the gentle delivery of Dennis Letts' lonely professor and Jeff Perry's resolved Bill.

While all of the women have their shining moments throughout the performance, without doubt the most scintillating performances come from Deanna Dunegan and Amy Morton. From the frenetic highs to the devastating lows, they attack these meaty roles with no fear. Because of their flawless performances, you leave the theatre filled with Violet and Barbara's pain and drained by their sorrows. The 2008 Tony Awards will find these ladies in a head-to-head battle for Best Actress in a Play. Dunegan will most likely walk away with the award but it will be a close race.

Subject matter notwithstanding, August: Osage County is riddled with classic one-line zingers, too numerous to single out a favorite. Thankfully, amidst all the tragedy, Letts gives you the opportunity to experience the greatest emotion to be felt in a theatre: laughter through tears. In fact, during each of the intermissions, the 9-year-old girl that sat behind us kept telling her parents how funny she thought it was. Yeah. I'll give you a moment to digest that...

The limited run engagement of August: Osage County closes on April 13, 2008. While this masterpiece is bound to live in perpetuity at regional and community theatres, I implore you to make every effort to experience this life-altering piece of theatre during its Broadway run.

But please, leave your 9-year-old at home.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Told Ya So, Told Ya So!


In a January 16th post, I made reference to a few shows whose grosses were similar to those of the soon-to-be-closing Rent:

I noticed a few musicals with attendance hovering in the 40th to 50th percentile, including The Color Purple, Legally Blonde and Xanadu. However, it was Rent's 54.5% attendance that prompted me to say to my husband, "Rent is going to close soon." I'm serious. I said this just last night!

Then lo and behold,
today's headlines on Playbill.com announced that the award-winning rock musical will take its final bow at the Nederlander on June 1st. This comes as no surprise, really, following the summer's stunt of bringing the original leads, Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp, back into the fold. Jumping the shark is always a sign of things to come. I predict a similar fate for Oprah's The Color Purple."

Yes, you heard it here, folks, just 9 days ago. No insider information, just a knack I have, I guess. And now it's official. Tickets to see the show before it closes on February 24th can be purchased here.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A Recipe for Good Times

In times when the television is plagued with coverage of tragic breaking news, political hijinx and a troubled economy, I am so very thankful for diversions that bring you to a happier place. The question, then, is which of these diversions provides the greater promise of Nirvana?

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The new Xanadu commercial (click image below to view)


2

3
Joe Iconis announcing a new ROCK N ROLL JAMBOREE gig at Joe's Pub
(click image for details and to order tickets)



My recommendation? Combine all three, shake vigorously and serve straight-up! And we'll call it a Nirvana Cocktail!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Gone Too Soon


On the day the nominees for the 80th Academy Awards were announced, actor Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment. The apparent cause of death was a sleeping pill overdose. Ledger, who was nominated for an Oscar for his riveting portrayal of the tortured Ennis del Mar in Academy-award winning film Brokeback Mountain, is reported to have been sick with pneumonia.

Ledger recently wrapped the latest Batman installment, The Dark Knight, where he recreated the character of The Joker opposite Christian Bale. Ledger was filming Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus with Christopher Plummer when he passed away. He was the father of a 2-year old girl, Matilda, for whom he shared parenting responsibilities with actress Michelle Williams. The couple recently were recently separated following an engagement to be married.

As with the death of River Phoenix , James Dean and others who leave us too soon, I am profoundly saddened and shocked by this sudden and terrible loss to the entertainment community.

Misunderestimated in Hollywood


What do you get when you combine Oscar-winning director Oliver Stone (JFK, Nixon, Born on the 4th of July, Platoon) with scribe Stanley Weiser (Wall Street, Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story)?


BUSH

In a deal inked in Hollywood on Sunday, a feature film based on the life and presidency of George W. Bush is coming to a theatre near you. The script, with working titles that included POTUS (President of the United States) and Misunderestimated, was finished prior to the WGA authorizing the strike in Hollywood. It has been reported that Stone is in talks with No Country for Old Men star Josh Brolin to portray the president.



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And the California caucuses are when? Two weeks, you say?

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Holy Genius, Batman!

Life really does take you on a fascinating ride sometimes, twisting and turning (sometimes loop-de-looping) through the years. And just like a roller coaster, life is comprised of a series of connected tracks that ultimately end up guaranteeing a thrill!

My own personal thrill ride has led me here:


I know that there are a few of you that are saying, "Oh, yeah, Joe Iconis. I heard of him like, you know, yesterday." But for those of you that have never heard of him I say this:
"Go to his Web site. Download his music. Watch the videos
on YouTube. Buy tickets to his shows. And simply bask in the the amazingness that is Joe Iconis!"

For instant gratification, click here to see the fierce Krysta Rodriguez perform "Blue Hair" from Iconis' work Black Suits.

Bask, I tell you, bask!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Rent: Paid Up and Movin' To The Burbs


In life, timing is everything. There are many occasions in my life where I am struck by my own personal sense of timing. Last night I was perusing Steve On Broadway's blog when I was struck by his observations about the extension of August: Osage County, the weight that straight plays are carrying and the Broadway grosses for the week ending January 13th. I toggled over to the report and started to scroll down to look at the "big picture."

I noticed a few musicals with attendance hovering in the 40th to 50th percentile, including The Color Purple, Legally Blonde and Xanadu. However, it was Rent's 54.5% attendance that prompted me to say to my husband, "Rent is going to close soon." I'm serious. I said this just last night!

Then lo and behold, today's headlines on Playbill.com announced that the award-winning rock musical will take its final bow at the Nederlander on June 1st. This comes as no surprise, really, following the summer's stunt of bringing the original leads, Adam Pascal and Anthony Rapp, back into the fold. Jumping the shark is always a sign of things to come. I predict a similar fate for Oprah's The Color Purple.

Jonathan Larson's musical, which boasts the credential of being the 7th longest-running musical in history, is deserving of its place in Broadway's timeline. Many compare my adored Spring Awakening to Rent. Largely, in my opinion, because it is a rock musical based on a previously written work that embodies many controversial subjects. I also feel it bears its similarity in the number of young theatrical careers that have been launched by it. The OBC included Pascal, Rapp, Idina Menzel, Taye Diggs, Jesse L. Martin, Daphne Rubin-Vega and Wilson Jermaine Heredia, who won a Featured Actor in a Musical Tony for his portrayal of Angel. I predict similar big things for the OBC of Spring Awakening. You heard it here.

So, to the Production of Rent, I tip my hat. Your seasons of love have been an incredible journey for us. Thanks for bringing us along.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Take A Look In These Big Blue Eyes...


Capitalizing on the success of Hairspray, Broadway may have another winner with Cry-Baby, the latest musical adaptation of a John Waters film. Recent headlines indicate that the quirky 1950s musical will take residence at the Marriott Marquis, recent home to The Drowsy Chaperone, which sadly closed before I was able to honor the tickets I had in hand for February.

Photos of newcomer James Snyder are included in both of the articles that I read but this photo in particular caught my eye:



While James is a newcomer to Broadway, my introduction to him was via the definitive recording for bare: the musical. When I saw the above photo, I thought: “WOW! Those eyes are really blue!” I didn’t recall his eyes being that blue when I watched the DVD that accompanied the recording.

I then recalled a post I read from an online friend of mine about a lyric change in “You and I” in the bare recording. The lyric that several of us have become familiar from the sample CD is: “feel the beat of my racing heart and you’ll understand”. However, in the studio recording, this lyric has been changed to “take a look in these big blue eyes and you’ll understand”. So I thought, maybe James Snyder has really blue eyes and that’s why the lyric was changed.

But guess what!?!



So I’m befuddled. And I agree with my friend, the “racing heart” lyric says so much more. But I will save those observations for my very overdue review of bare.

Regardless of the color of the eyes doing the crying, I am very pleased to see that Cry-Baby has had good out-of-town notices and I will definitely make a point of seeing James in his Broadway debut. I was an early Johnny Depp fan thanks to 21 Jump Street so I have recollections of seeing this film on the big screen. Depp’s recent award-winning turn in the title role of Sweeney Todd has several people referencing his early days in a rock band. Similar references were made when Cry-Baby was released in 1990, since he did his own vocals as the Elvis-influenced bad boy of Baltimore. His vocals and the musical numbers must’ve been all right because somewhere I have the soundtrack on cassette. And since I have the soundtrack to Xanadu on vinyl, that could be a good omen for Cry-Baby…

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

The Spring With All The Swings



The review below was written by request from DramaMama, an online friend of mine. Since Spring Awakening had several cast changes in the last month, I thought it might be of interest to the Junkies that read my blog. This review is unique in that it has not only reviews of the three new regular cast members, it includes reviews of three understudies that went on that night. Enjoy!

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January 1st was my birthday. For my birthday, my husband and I spent the evening doing some of the things I love to do most: having Japanese food and seeing Spring Awakening. And as luck would have it, our seats this time were the onstage variety, which gives this review its own flavor.

The first performance of Spring Awakening in 2008 had three new actors I was expecting: Kate Burton as the Adult Women, Glenn Fleshler as the Adult Men and Blake Bashoff in the pivotal role of Moritz, recently vacated by Tony-winner John Gallagher, Jr.. But then I was pleasantly surprised to see three swings listed on the understudy board: Matt Doyle as Ernst, Gerard Canonico as Otto and Jesse Swenson as Hanschen. I’ve seen both Matt and Gerard do roles in their tracks before but never Jesse.

Mind you, the last time I saw Spring was on December 9th, the show’s 1-Year Broadway-versary performance. The original Broadway cast was in it that night, save Gideon and a few swings, and it truly was the best I had ever seen it. That performance really warrants its own review, if I ever get around to it. So when I talk about Tuesday night’s show and the six new actor/role combinations, it really is comparison to that amazing show on the 9th, which is a tough one to be compared against.

When we arrived at the O’Neill, we went to store our stuff only to discover that one of our lockers was already occupied. Fortunately, we were able to smoosh it all into one locker and spared ourselves the hassle of getting the House Manager involved. So long as there wasn’t a butt in one of my seats, I didn’t care. As we made our way to our seats I spotted someone I thought I recognized from college. The college I went to over 10 years ago in small town Ohio. Seriously. And I only had two glasses of wine.

We settled into our incredibly comfortable wooden straight-back chairs (ha, ha) and listened to the spiel about leaving the stage and not tripping the actors. I was suddenly VERY conscious of my feet. Since all the girls went on, both Eryn and Alexandra made their way to the stage, while Gerard and Matt’s chairs remained unfilled. I scanned the audience to see if I could locate my college friend look alike. I did. But she didn’t look up. Enter Lea and the show began. Ah, bliss!

I think I will take the actor-by-actor approach to this review, focusing specifically on the performances that were new to me. Overall, the energy was a little less than contagious that night. I’m guessing that can be attributed to the fact that it was New Year’s Day and there may have been a late-night party or two on Monday night. Just maybe. Not excusing, just explaining.

It is no secret that I find Johnny Gallagher to be an incredible performer and I truly loved what he brought to Moritz. He has definitely left his brand on the role. I’ve seen both Gerard and Blake u/s Moritz and both interpretations have definitely incorporated some Gallagherisms. That is a compliment in its truest form and a testament to why Johnny won the Tony. I think Blake does a great job and, as he becomes more comfortable in the role, I’m hoping he will stretch his performing muscles even more. I think his vocals fit the show nicely – not too trained but then nothing spectacular either. Where he’s got chops is in the acting. The pacing between him and Groff during the Faust/”Touch Me” scene was great. And I loved the whole “Don’t Do Sadness/Blue Wind” scene - dialogue and song. He is definitely an intimate actor and sitting up close gave you a real sense of Moritz's character. I think Blake is still in the “by-the-book” phase of his performance in regard to vocals, blocking and character. He is taking direction at this point and hasn’t quite reached that comfort zone that comes with time. To be fair, he was working off of three understudies that night, so he had even more to focus on than when the regulars are on.

This was my first time seeing Kate Burton and, having read others’ reviews, I did not have high expectations. One of my friends said that the only way she could improve the production would be by leaving. My opinion is not that harsh. However, I agree with the general consensus that she needs to find the humor in the role. With Christine, there is also a sense of warmth that I did not get from Kate. Fortunately, the show is not about the Adult Women, and in the end she managed to progress the plot and convey her various roles throughout the story.

Thankfully, too, the play is not about the Adult Men. I really did not care for, Glenn Fleshler, the replacement for my beloved Stephen Spinella. What I liked about Spinella’s Adult Men was the everyman quality they had, which juxtaposed nicely against the harshness of his characters. It gave you a sense that no man is safe from the dangers of conforming to societal pressures. With Glenn, there is a physical presence about him that makes him come off oafish and bully-like. And he scowls a lot. And he was nasally. And why doesn’t he look like his headshot, DramaMama, why? OK - so I guess I didn't really like Glenn. But again, not about him.

And then there were the boys:

Matt Doyle, ever the consummate professional, was very focused and definitely hit his mark as Ernst. I got the sense from his blog that he doesn’t go on in his Ernst track very often. Vocally he was right on, which I know is his strong suit, so no surprises. He got quite a few laughs in the vineyard scene, which was nice to see, since Melchior doesn't get a whole lot of laughs. Of all of the swings, I love it most when Matt is in a role. I’d love to see his Georg someday. Hopefully before some other project sweeps him away.

The currently controversial Gerard Canonico, went on for Otto. Why controversial? There’s a message thread where a few people have their knickers in a twist about his behavior onstage when he’s not performing. So I made a point of watching him closely. I have to say, he was a great Otto. His “Touch Me” solo was great, I really liked his delivery of the “you’re just a fly” line in TF and he totally rocked BoL. And when he was in the sidelines, he was appropriately engaged. In fact, I found myself noticing bored looks on OTHER cast members’ faces, so maybe it is indeed a directorial choice. This is the third time I’ve seen Gerard in a role and I can safely say that that is where he shines and is probably where he prefers to be. But then, what actor wouldn't?

This was my first night seeing Jesse out of his Ensemble chair. I’ve seen JBW five times, so I was ready for a change. I have to say, I really liked his Hanschen. He seemed to get a few extra laughs during the Desdemona scene. And you can include Gerard amongst those, because he seemed to be enjoying the scene immensely. What I really liked about his performance was how well he captured Hanchen’s elitist attitude. He also gave Hanschen a slightly crueler edge, in both his line delivery and his physical presence. I definitely would like to see his in his Melchior track. I wonder is that call Jesschior?

As for the rest, nothing really stood out as exceptionally good or bad. I did find myself looking at shoes a lot. But then, I’ve seen it enough times that I tend to look at things that I normally would not be looking at when I’m at a Broadway show. I noticed that Kate has real boots, whereas Christine wore character shoes with those cloth covering things. That always bothered me. And why on Earth did Gerard have to wear girlie brown boots that look like something out of an 80s fashion magazine when all the other boys have black shoes? I mean really, guys, you have recouped, right?

I also noticed that in Melchior’s study scene, when he is writing in his journal, that he is writing with a ballpoint pen. And a pretty contemporary-looking one at that. I would think that ballpoint pens had not yet made their way to 1891 provincial Germany. I could be wrong, I’m not an expert in writing implements. Of course, one could argue that they didn’t have wireless microphones either.

While the first performance of 2008 was a markedly different performance than the December 9th show, it still found me resisting every temptation to leap out of my chair and scream “blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!” at the top of my lungs. There is just something about that score. And there are performers that are consistently good and most of them were there to ring in the New Year with a show that, ultimately, rocked!

So, I think I’ve had my fill of Spring for a while. Although I’m sure that I will find my way back before Groff and Lea leave. And I’ve yet to get onstage tickets for stage left. Funny, how I always find a reason to go back. But it won't likely be until March, at the earliest.

Oh, and as for that girl that looked like someone I knew from college? During intermission, I was standing by the bar, looked up and there she was. And it actually was her! Small, small freakin’ world, eh?

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The Bonus of Sweeney Todd

OK - I am definitely behind when it comes to my posts. There are film reviews, theatre reviews, stories to share, Golden Globe nominations... the list goes on. As usual, there is no time to write. I'm hoping that next week's vacation will afford an opportunity or two.

Among the list of backlogged reviews is my review of Sweeney Todd. Of course, I really feel the film warrants a post all its own. HOWEVER - I wanted to share this little nugget from my outing to the cinema. Prior to the Feature Presentation, they played the trailer for the film version of Mamma Mia! While I'm sure that musical theatre purists with slay me for saying so, I am looking forward to this move to the big screen more than I was to Sweeney's. That is primarily because I just loved Mamma Mia! - jukebox musical fluff that it is - and I've never had a true love of Sweeney. Of course, comparing the two is, really, just silly.

But I digress...

The trailer that I saw in the theater is certainly lots of fun but I prefer the one on the Mamma Mia! The Movie Web site because it has a couple of scene clips, in addition to the montage set against the title song. While I was skeptical when I heard Meryl Streep was playing Donna, after seeing the preview I have much higher hopes. I do like seeing her in more comical roles and that is not something that happens too often. And Colin Firth, one of my FAVORITE actors, is just an added perk!

Honestly, I just can't wait!

Friday, December 21, 2007

My Lifelong "How Many Have You Seen?"

I was born in the late 60s when bohemian artist lifestyles were abundant. As such, from very early on I was exposed to art in various forms. I was fortunate enough to be raised under the roof of a Theatre/English professor, so my proclivity lies with the dramatic and literary arts. Living in a house filled with play scripts and Broadway soundtracks, it only makes sense that theatre became a foundational part of who I am.

Over the past four decades I have had the great fortune to see many shows. So I thought I'd take the "How many have you seen?" section of the Playbill a tad further and share my personal, lifelong version. I'll also share how many times I've seen it, provide a rating and perhaps a comment or two. It is a bit of a brag board, I suppose. But also a way to share my opinion with those who find value in it.

For the time being, I will include only Broadway and West End shows, with a smattering of smaller NY/London shows. I should think this a very fine place to start. And then we'll see where it goes from there.

CURRENTLY PLAYING

  • Avenue Q (1x, 3/5) Okay - this is definitely a fun and edgy show but I think I saw it to0 far into the run, so I wasn't as surprised by it.
  • Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson (1x, 5/5) Snarky and irreverent with a catchy score, clever book and a sassy cast. Can't wait to see it again!
  • Dirty Dancing (1x, 2/5) UGH! I loved the movie but didn't love the musical. Probably more fun to be in than to watch. But I'm not sure.
  • Hair (2x, 5/5)
  • In The Heights (1x, 4/5)
  • La Cage Aux Folles (1x, 4.5/5)
  • Mamma Mia! (2x, 4/5) I had so much fun at this show. I love ABBA and look forward to this one being on the community theatre circuit. And in the cinema!
  • Next to Normal (2x, 5/5) A rock musical that defies all convention with a story so riveting it was honored by a Pulitzer.
  • Sondheim on Sondheim (1x, 3.5/5) The performances were enjoyable but the video content featuring Sondheim himself was better. Loved Euan Morton singing "Franklin Shepherd, Inc."
  • The Kid (4.5/5) Based on Dan Savage's book about when he and his partner adopted a baby. The cast, led by Christopher Sieber, was superb and the story equal parts amusing and touching.
  • The Lion King (1x, 5/5) I know purists aren't fans of Disney but Julie Taymor's production is visionary and magical. I'm saving the second time for the kids.
  • The Phantom of the Opera (2x, 4/5) Laugh as ye may, Andrew Lloyd Webber is still around. And this one is lush and romantic and delights old and young alike.
  • Wicked (2x, 5/5) I'm a long-time fan of Stephen Schwartz and this extravagant version of the novel of the same title doesn't disappoint.

PAST THEATRE OUTINGS

  • 110 In The Shade - 2007 Revival (1x, 5/5) Absolutely amazing! I will forevermore make a point of seeing anything Audra McDonald is in. Period. The end.
  • A Chorus Line - Original (2x, 5/5) A show that I saw in the West End when I was 10 and on Broadway when I was 17. Quintessential musical theatre.
  • A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum - 1996 Revival (2x, 3/5) I saw this with both Nathan Lane and Whoopi Goldberg as Psuedolus. I worked lights for this show in college and my husband played Hysterium in an am-dram production. Basically, I've had my fill of this play that I never really took a liking to.
  • A Streetcar Named Desire - 1992 Revival (1x, 3.5/5) The acting by Alex Baldwin, Jessica Lange and Amy Madigan was not as good as I wanted it to be.
  • A View From The Bridge - 1997 Revival (1x, 3/5) Anthony Lapaglia started the play shouting and had nowhere to go. That's what I remember the most from that one.
  • Aida (2x, 4.5/5) Elton John's music and the tragic story will always make this one a favorite.
  • Amadeus - 1999 Revival (1x, 4/5)
  • Annie (1x, 4/5) First professional production ever, in London's West End.
  • August: Osage County (2x, 5/5) Without a doubt one of the most riveting three hours I've ever spent in the theatre. A wonderful script, flawlessly performed. Don't miss it!
  • Beauty and the Beast (2x, 4/5)
  • Big River - 2003 Revival (1x, 4.5/5) This was such a beautiful and innovative production.
  • Blood Brothers (1x, 4/5) I was so pleasantly surprised by this show.
  • Cats - Original (2x, 3.5/5) I had high expectations. But it has its place in the history of musical theatre.
  • City of Angels (1x, 3/5) My date fell asleep. Technically amazing.
  • Company (1x, 3/5) Loved the instruments onstage. Made me a fan of Raul Esparza.
  • Crazy for You (2x, 4/5) Fun, fun, fun!
  • Cry Baby (1x, 2/5) I left feeling entertained but wondered if there was really a story worth telling there. The answer? Not really.
  • Cuba & His Teddy Bear (3x, 4/5) Mediocre play with A+ cast. Met Robert DeNiro after the show and subsequently discovered that he called my house looking for me.
  • Cyrano de Bergerac (1x, 4/5) Wordy (as one would expect), lavish and well-acted.
  • Damn Yankees - 1994 Revival (2x, 4/5) Victor Garber and Bebe Neuwirth were amazing, Jerry Lewis and Charlotte Damboise were not.
  • Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1x, 4/5) Lots of fun. I love the movie/story and David Yazbek. And I finally got to see Norbert, since I missed him in Wicked.
  • Footloose (1x, 3/5) I had a good time.
  • Grease - 1994 Revival (1x, 3/5) Xena: Warrior Princess at Rizzo!
  • Godspell - Lamb's Theatre (1x, 4/5) Very authentic, hippie interpretation.
  • Grand Hotel (1x, 3/5) Ho hum... But got to hang out backstage with John Schneider, who I had a childhood crush on. 'Course didn't know it was him until after the fact. DOH!
  • Hair - 1994 West End, 2007 Delacorte (2x, 4.5/5) Love the show and loved BOTH productions. Though I've yet to see something that supercedes my personal vision
  • Hairspray (1x, 3.5/5) I didn't see this until Feb 2008, when shows tend to go into auto-pilot. I liked the play better than the movie but neither really "blew me away".
  • Hamlet - (1x, 3.5/5) The 2008 Shakespeare in the Park offering kept me engaged longer than most versions I've seen. But I'm still not a Shakespeare fan.
  • Indiscretions (1x, 2/5) Hated it. Kathleen Turney was terrible. The sets were cool and Jude Law was naked. Otherwise I would have given it only 1 star.
  • Into The Woods - OBC Concert (1x, 4/5) Glad I saw it.
  • Jelly's Last Jam (1x, 4/5) This was when I got to meet Ben Vereen, so it was pretty special.
  • Jesus Christ Superstar (1x, 3/5) Too young to appreciate it.
  • Kiss of the Spiderwoman (3x, 5/5) Chita Rivera was amazing, Maria Conchita Alonso was not. I also got to see an early Brian Stokes Mitchell in this.
  • Les Miserables (4x, 5/5) Classic.
  • M. Butterfly (1x, 3.5/5) I just remember it being long. But John Lithgow is amazing, I got to go to his dressing room and he wrote something cool on my Playbill.
  • Merrily We Roll Along (1x, 3/5) I love the score and the story and still think Merrily has potential yet to be propertly recognized. John Doyle directed this production at The Watermill with instruments. To answer your question: yes, they got in the way.
  • Miss Saigon (2x, 4/5) I rushed to see this the first time. It was worth the wait.
  • Parade - 2007 Donmar Production (1x, 4.5/5) Missed this on Broadway so I was glad to see this production in the intimate Donmar space.
  • Port Authority - 2008 Atlantic Production (1x, 5/5) Three of theatre's finest actors performing Conor McPherson's beautiful words. Bliss.
  • Peter Pan (1x, 3.5/5) On a whim. Revival is much more lively than the Mary Martin version.
  • Prelude to a Kiss - 2007 Revival (3.5/5) Didn't blow me away but it was a nice night out.
  • Ragtime (1x, 3/5) Didn't leave an impression on me.
  • Rent (3x, 5/5) One of the few plays that has moved me to tears. The immediacy of the live performance far surpasses the film.
  • Rock 'n' Roll (1x, 3.5/5) OK - my head hurt after this one. It was brilliantly acted and had some nice scenes but I didn't feel particularly engaged.
  • Spamalot (1x, 4/5) Strike me dead for saying so but I am not a Monty Python fan. HOWEVER - I thought Spamalot was quite funny and had some great performances.
  • Spring Awakening (10x, 5/5) Never before have I experienced this kind of energy and connection in a production. It is visceral, haunting and timeless and serves as a great launching pad for some of today's best young talent.
  • The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (1x, 4/5) William Finn's music is exquisite. And his characters deftly guide you through a very fun evening.
  • The Apple Tree - 2007 Revival (1x, 3/5) And now I'm officially bored with Kristen Chenoweth onstage.
  • The Black Suits - (1x, 4/5) My love affair with Iconis' music and the stupendously talented performers that brought Suits to life at the SPF overshadowed its minor flaws.
  • The Fantasticks - Original (3x, 5/5) Another classic. Simplicity begets elegance.
  • The Farnsworth Invention (1x, 3/5) Can't decide if it wants to be a play or a film. Lots of exposition, adequate acting and lazy writing with a big "so what?" at the end.
  • The Foreigner - 2004 Revival (1x, 4/5) Great cast! Matthew Broderick does well in those intimate spaces.
  • The Life (1x, 3/5) I vaguely remember Sam Harris in this.
  • The Odd Couple (1x, 3.5/5) They raved. Then they stopped raving. I expected mediocrity. And was pleasantly surprised.
  • The Pillowman (1x, 5/5) Amazing play. Disturbing, haunting and lyrical. Billy Crudup is a great actor.
  • The Producers (2x, 4/5) I liked it but wish I liked it more.
  • The Red Shoes (1x, 1/5) I'm guessing the book was better because the stage adaptation wasnt.
  • The Vertical Hour (2x, 3/5) It's like the play that kind of went there but not really. Julianne Moore was decent and Bill Nighy was great.
  • Secret Garden (1x, 4/5) This was a beautiful play and Daisy Eagan was delightful.
  • Some Men (1x, 4/5) Great cast but not McNally's best script. He's done poignant better.
  • Tommy (3x, 4/5) Gotta love a rock musical!
  • Will Rogers Follies (1x, 3/5) Hokey but entertaining.
  • Xanadu (1x, 3.5/5) This musical film parody is so much fun with some powerhouse performances - most notably Mary Testa and Jackie Hoffman.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Great Short Film: my name is lisa

A friend of mine forwarded this video to me. Like he did, I felt compelled to share. I'm sure that it will resonate more for some than others. Subject matter aside, it is well-acted, nicely scripted, engages you right away and has a running time of under 7 minutes!

my name is lisa

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Cyrano de Bergerac: Delightful


Only a few days after seeing the unbelievable December 9th performance of SPRING AWAKENING, I had the distinct pleasure of seeing Kevin Kline and Jennifer Garner perform in CYRANO de BERGERAC at the Richard Rodgers Theatre. The show was, as one would expect, wordy. And quite honestly, I expected it to be funnier. Naps were stolen on either side of me during the three-hour play but it was, as my father would say, really delightful.

Kevin Kline was impeccable. As I expected he would be. However, the Richard Rodgers is a large house and the intricate language was often lost in that vast space. In fact, a man a few rows behind us shouted out, "A little louder please!" Kevin improvised, said something about ghosts in the theatre, upped his volume and carried on. The nerve of some people! Bottom line, Kevin Kline is truly a craftsman and it was a privilege to see him perform live.

Jennifer Garner as Roxanne gave quite an enjoyable performance. There was an affectation to her voice that, honestly, I didn't care for. I would prefer to see her in a more intimate space. There is a sparkling charisma to her voice when she is just speaking, as she did during the Gypsy speech after the show. I am sure that many will beg to differ but there you go. Overall, she was charming. And she very kindly shook hands with people in the front row, so gracious.

Daniel Sunjata delivered an affable Christian. I remember him from DEVIL WEARS PRADA as the guy that makes the deal with Meryl Streep. I didn't love him, I didn't hate him.

And I didn't realize until I got to the theatre that Euan Morton was in it. I was momentarily delighted because I just finished watching my copy of SHOW BUSINESS: THE ROAD TO BROADWAY and was so moved by his segment in that film. But then it was realized that his understudy was on that night. And there you have it, life in the theatre.

If you have the opportunity to see it, I would recommend it. As long as you can endure its length and eloquence. The sets are gorgeous and the costumes are lush, very pretty to look at.

(By the way, after the curtain call, Mr. Kline auctioned off his prosthetic nose to someone in the audience for $900 to benefit BC/EFA. Before the auction began he said, "You all have been a great audience. With the exception of one. [beat] Can you hear me now?" A gentlemen to the very end, just like Cyrano.)

More theatre commentary to come, so stay tuned!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Even In Broadway's Darkest Moments...

This is just too cool not to share: Cast of SPRING AWAKENING Outside A Dark O'Neill

The recent strike initiated by Local One has left Broadway dark for a week now. As I sit here with my onstage seats for the November 27th performance of Spring Awakening, I am seriously hoping that everyone can come to an agreement. Seriously. Like you have no idea.

This video just explains so simply everything I LOVE about this show. That the actors sang for the fans says a lot. The way this cast connects with the fans and with each other is unreal. I read something about Patrick Page (a.k.a. “The Grinch”, “Mr. Paige Davis”) doing something similar for the kids outside the St. James. These are the people who get what theatre is about. **SMILE**

Some cool things to note in this video (for the true Junkies!):

* That is the uber-talented, Tony Award-winning Johnny Gallagher, Jr. accompanying on the guitar.

* Matt Doyle (u/s Melchior/Swing) was meant to go on as Melchi that night because Groff is off filming a TV pilot. And he is holding his new puppy.

* This is a nice treat for those of you who haven’t heard Blake's Ernst.

* Kim Grigsby is conducting (you can see her pink gloves pop into frame from time to time).

* And I believe that is Christine Estabrook between Matt & Johnny, enjoying the impromptu performance.


Let’s hope the lights become bright on Broadway once again and that these talented performers can get back onstage where they belong!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

JRB's Parade Makes West End Debut

As I mentioned in a recent post, I spent this past weekend in London on a bit of a theatre binge. Since I've got another one coming this weekend, I figured I should be diligent in my posting so that I am sure to get all my reviews and commentary in while they are still relevant!

My Friday evening was spent at the London production of Wicked. Mind you, I was fortunate to have seen the original Broadway cast, with the exception of Norbert Leo Butz who was having back surgery. But his understudy was Taye Diggs, so that was cool. What was not cool was the fact that I was suffering from a rapid onset of the flu and don't really remember that much of it. Of course, I have since become very familiar with the show and was happy to finally see it with a clear head.

Saturday afternoon was spent at the Dirty Dancing matinee. You can read my complete review but I think I can sum it up in one comment: The only way that you will get me to see that show again would be if Prince William himself was Johnny Castle. I'm appalled that the presale for this show was the equivalent of ~$24M. GAWD!

Fortunately my Saturday night ended on a theatrical high. When I was checking out listings, I was absolutely thrilled to stumble upon the fact that JRB's Parade was due to begin previews the very weekend I was going to be in London's West End. I have been wanting to see this show live and what better place than at the respected Donmar Warehouse?

After a quick spot of Indian food, I headed over to the Donmar to watch this haunting and distinctly American musical unfold before a British audience. Rob Ashford, who was the swing in the Broadway production, adapted the musical nicely to the small space and effectively reduced the cast size from a staggering 35 to a modest 15.

The story, based on actual events, is skillfully retold by Tony and Pulizter Prize-winning author Alfred Uhry and the increasingly popular composer Jason Robert Brown. Set in 1913 Atlanta, Parade tells the story of Leo Frank, a Jewish businessman who is accused of killing a 13-year-old girl in the basement of his pencil factory. The ensuing trial and media circus provides a timely commentary on one of those shameful points in American history where ignorance and greed will out over truth and justice.

After having sat through an afternoon of tortured American accents, I was pleased to see that this cast had been well-coached. Their Southern drawl was believable enough to pass muster with me anyway. So I was able to quickly more to the heart of this production. The cast. Led quite impressively by Bertie Carvel as the mild-mannered Leo Frank, this troupe manages their multiple roles in a way that truly defines ensemble.

Ashford's crisp staging has the actors facilitating the scene changes, allowing little opportunity for interstitial applause. This technique benefits this particular production nicely and is aptly managed through use of music, a quickly-paced dialogue or the establishment of a new scene. While Ashford is noted for his Tony Award-winning choreography, I felt his staging bested his choreography, which came off as frenetic and out of place. Also out of place was the "phantom actress", who was double-cast as Lila and Mary Phagan, when she appeared from time to time in full Scarlett O'Hara regalia.

Jason Robert Brown's music really is quite beautiful. And there are moments in this score that just cut you to core. Almost as harrowing as Moritz Stiefel's funeral in Spring Awakening is the scene when the young girl who has been murdered is buried. Making use of the traditional hymn, "There Is A Fountain", Brown overlays the ballad "No It Don't Make Sense" with devastating effect. Watching a parent bury a child is about as gut-wrenching as it gets and, in this instance, it is exquisitely accompanied by the score.

I was disappointed, however, that "Big News" was cut from this production, as it really is a great piece. However, it is challenging for even the best of singers and sometimes directorial and artistic decisions have to be made. There are several other beautiful ballads in Parade but the song that you leave the theatre humming is "The Old Red Hills Of Home". The show's opener and closer, with its patriotic build and well-blended harmonies, is gloriously sung by this London cast.

Of course, every cast has its standouts. Carvel navigated his character's emotional and vocal levels with just the right blend of timidity and fortitude. Lara Pulver delivered a fine performance as Lucille, Frank's crusading and supportive wife. However, there is a lyric describing Lucille Frank as a mousy wife and Ms. Pulver read more stunning and refined than mousy. Mark Bonnar was convincingly detestable as the prosecuting attorney, Hugh Dorsey, and Stuart Matthew Price, as the murdered girl's vengeful friend, countered the ugliness of his character with a lovely tenor.

The minimalist set served the various scenes nicely, with an upper level used for the factory, the judge's bench, a fishing bridge and the gallows from which Leo Frank is lynched. This climactic moment needs a little tightening, as it seemed an eternity that I was focusing on the caribiner being attached to the actor's harness. The backdrop, a weathered portrait of a community in the Confederate South, added a bit of interest without being overbearing. The one exception is when the Confederate flag is illiminated by a garish red light for some reason, which I can't recall. It must not have been to any tremendous dramatic effect or I think I would remember.

The costumes remained within period, with the exception of the black jersey-knit boxer briefs that Leo Frank was wearing when he stripped down to his skivvies. I don't usually tend to comment on costumes, unless something really stands out. Since this was the second public performance, I will presume that the safety pins that held many of the costumes will be replaced by sturdy thread. And while I am commenting, they needn't bother strapping down the bosoms of the actresses portraying the younger set, it does not flatter the costumes. I'm quite certain all will be in order come opening night. Believe me, I know what opening weekends can be like.

All in all, I found this production to be very moving. It had the right blend of talent, structure and material to make me feel as though I spent my money wisely. This is definitely a production where the return on your investment stays with you long after you paid your credit card bill.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Omigod, omigod you guys! Set your TiVo, there's a big surprise!

In an unprecedented television/theatrical event, MTV will air Legally Blonde: The Musical, in its entirety, on Saturday, October 13th at 1:00pm.

No musical has been aired on television in the middle of a healthy run. None that I can recall anyway.

Making currently running musicals available via other media is a recent trend that has a had a positive impact on Broadway box office numbers. MTV now ups the ante by making the crossover to the small screen, an action that I think deserves kudos. In my opinion, I think it is critical to experience Broadway. Of course, this opportunity is not readily available to most. How wonderful to afford America the opportunity and not in the form of a history lesson or an awards show!

Let's hope this is the beginning of a new trend. And whilst we hope, set your DVRs and enjoy!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Time Of My Life? Not So Much...

As good fortune would have it, my work occasionally gives me the chance to cross the pond and spend time in one of my favorite places in the world - Great Britain. My office is about an hour from London, so when I am there I make every effort I can to see something that I would not have the opportunity to see on Broadway.

When I was here a year ago, it was right around the time that Dirty Dancing had just raked in its £12M pre-sale for the London run of the Australian hit. I have to admit, I was curious. I loved the movie. In fact, I saw it 7 times in the theatre and even got to the 1988 video release party at the Palladium in Manhattan. So I took the bait. One of the great things about travelling alone is that you have a higher likelihood of getting a ticket to sold-out shows. And I got one...

Upon arrival at the Aldwych Theatre, the first thing I noticed was the female to male ratio was about 30:1, if not higher. I would expect this - it is dancing after all. And no matter how dirty that dancing is, watching football at the pub 'round the corner almost always trumps musical theatre. At least for the gents.

Now there is no shortage of film-based musicals on stage - 9 on Broadway and 6 in London. Original ideas are the anomaly in the theatre world, a fact I've come to accept. I've seen several of these "formerly-known-as-a-film" productions and have even enjoyed some of them. But Dirty Dancing doesn't leverage the film, it practically rapes it. Virtually every scene is blocked as a frame-by-frame replication of the 1987 film and seldom does the book stray from the screenplay. Utilizing a revolving stage, a cyc, gobos and video effects, the technical designers did their utmost to keep up with the constant change of scene. The scene where Baby is learning "the lift" in the lake is as close to a mash-up as I've seen in live theatre, with just the right combination of video, smoke, sound and light.

Now Dirty Dancing is being billed as a musical. I find great humor in the fact that there is an original cast recording available for purchase. There were only a few numbers that were, in fact, sung by the cast. The soundtrack is just that - a soundtrack. During the campfire scene, one of the few original moments in the play, "We Shall Overcome" is beautifully performed. However, furthering Neil's more serious freedom ride storyline seems forced in a jukebox-style musical. When the cast did sing, they did it well. Chris Holland's falsettoed performance of "In The Still of the Night" was lovely and performances of the 80s music were fun, albeit out of place.

But this is a show about the dancing, isn't it? As such, that is the area where I had set fairly high expectations. I had read a few reviews before seeing the show and raves for Kate Champion's choreography were a common theme throughout. Of course, I wonder how Kenny Ortega feels about that, since she managed to lift virtually every single dance move that he created for the film. I guess he's too busy basking in his High School Musical glory to care. And it is the dancing that carries the show.

That and Josef Brown's six-pack abs.

From their reaction, you would have thought that English women never saw a physically fit man in their lives. There were several moments when the screams and whistles were so loud that you couldn't hear the dialogue. Mind you, this was not a total tragedy because the acting was REALLY BAD. I don't know if it was because the actors were focusing too hard on their American accents or if the bad acting was meant to be an homage to the mediocre acting in the film. Again, it is a dancing show, so I can forgiving.

And there was that six-pack. Or was it an eight-pack?

At the top of Act 2, when Johnny gets dressed, people were actually moaning with disappointment. I told the woman seated next to me that I felt badly for the actors, since somewhere between "Cry To Me" and "Love Is Strange" the show seemed to cross over into the realm of exploitation and soft porn.

So, do I have anything positive to say? Sure I do. When Johnny comes back to Kellermans at the end of the show and boldly states that "nobody puts Baby in the corner," you can't help but cheer. And you're still thrilled when Baby does the lift, even though you know it's coming. But do you need to spend £35+ for the live action version of the DVD?

I think you know my answer.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

A Great Local Theatre Resource

I am very excited to let you all know about one of the new projects that I am involved with. After over a decade of involvement in Connecticut theatre, I (among others) have recognized the need for a single source of information for theatres and theatrical artists in our fair state. There are several great resources out there, mind you, be we felt there could be so much more. About a year ago, I stumbled upon The Connecticut Callboard and, as it would happen, its editor Sean had a similar vision. When poking around the site, I noticed that most of the information was very Litchfield County-heavy. So, instead of reinventing the wheel for Fairfield County, I reached out to Sean and asked him what he thought about joining forces. Apparently, he thought it was a good idea, because I am now a contributing editor.

So what does that mean? It means that I now have a new blog, Page2Stage (and back again), over at The Connecticut Callboard where I can pontificate about all things theatrical. Those who know me, know that sharing my opinions is something I'm always happy to do. Furthermore, I will be leveraging my professional database marketing experience to help to make the site even more robust than it is (and I have to say, it's pretty damn good!). I expect great things from this site in the next few months and truly believe that it has a future as the single online source of information for theatre artists in Connecticut.

If you are involved in or appreciate theatre in any way, I urge you to wander over to The Connecticut Callboard. Take a few minutes to register/subscribe and you will find, at your fingertips, a compendium of information related to Connecticut community theatre including audition & show details, discussion forums, reference materials and more!

And tell 'em Alicia sent ya! :)

Friday, August 31, 2007

Are You Stupid or Just Full of S***?


A funny e-mail forward that I received from a friend:

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli ) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through the purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.